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FAUX PAS: Don't Be That Ratchet Guy in the Worldcup.

Worst sports stadiums behaviors. Don't make us cut you

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1. Rushing the Field

If it was a Victoria’s Secret model running onto the field in lingerie, that’s one thing, but some drunken idiot being chased around by overweight security guards is another

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Spectators should not be running out on the field in the middle of a game. Not only is it dumb, it stops the game.

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2. Soccer Stampedes

What it takes exactly for hordes of fans to crush to death other hordes of fans at soccer — aka “football” — matches I can only guess: extreme drunkenness, extreme poor judgment and extreme poorly timed panic.

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3. Doing the Wave

hy should I or anyone else be obligated to follow a massive crowd in a display of senseless conformity that brings to mind “Triumph of The Will” more than “Take Me Out to the Ballgame”?

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4. Horn Tooting

The vuvuzela horns ruined the 2010 World Cup. Why did those idiot fans keep blowing those horrible horns? What happened to cheering and applause?

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5. Screaming at Kids

If you’re an adult who wears a Red Sox hat to a Yankees game, you’re making a decision to court grief, but what goes on in the mind of a grown man who tells off a child for wearing a different hat?

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Any adult who feels this is a reasonable act ought to be sent to a European soccer game to be crushed.

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6. Eating the Nachos

Super-salted, processed, deep-fried tortilla chips smothered in liquid cheese the temperature of volcanic lava and the color of 1970s smiley face…it’s not food, OK?

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7. Victorious Beer Baths

For some reason these buffoons believe that a sport team’s triumph gives them the right to drench their fellow fans with their backwash brew.

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8. Heckling Players

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